Stop kickin' my tires!!!!

I don't know what the fuck it is about you but i like you - for crist sakes ok fuck it i probably love you!

Stop kickin' my tires!

I got no crystal ball - I cannot tell the future - I think I know some of what is in your heart and your loins but only you hold the key to that my friend!

I barely know how to cook -forget about deciding what to make for dinner. I have atrocious spelling and even worse grammar. Im pretty bad with $$$ and even worse at following library rules and regulations. My sense of direction boggles the mind and my ability to lose almost everything defies explanation.

Please stop kickin' my tires!

Im a straight-shooter. I've got more heart than most and Im patient to a fault. Im pretty funny if i do say so my self and i've actually got a sense of style. Im amazing with kids and i've got a nice balance of groundedness and spirituality. I am easygoing yet intense at the very same time. Im offbeat, passionate, faithful, and a bit in my head. I have avoided confrontation like the plaugue but once in it Im amazingly coherant and level-headed! Not to mention I've got a nifty twist of phrase.

Enough with the damn test drive -- You gonna buy this car or not?

You lookin' for somebody whose gonna actually wanna spend time with you -- whose gonna miss you when you are not there -- I'm standing right the fuck here. Man o' man I wish I wasn't saying what I think Im saying because I honestly can't get you outa my head my friend. I haven't even dumped baby-face yet and here i am giving you the bitnez! You need to shop around -- go ahead. You need to take a couple of models for a drive around the block. Im not gonna stop you but I can't be part of your cadre of cars you need to keep test driving. As much as I physically want to - I mentally can't do it.

I'll continue to be your friend -- I've absolutely got your back. I care deeply. I have all the information I need to make my purchase without knowing fer sure if im gettin' a gem of a car or a lemon. If your not ready I'll understand and then I too can shop in earnest.

I love you!

Please stop kickin' my tires!